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“Google Gulp!”: Think fruity. Think refreshing.

Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drinkô technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex. Plus, it’s low in carbs!

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  1. Sure, I’d love a grateful cerebral cortex, but you know… if anyone’s going to be testing the DNA of my lower lip, I’d like dinner first.

    Ooo, colors!

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