I know you thought Jesus was with you always, but apparently he’s no longer sending people inspirational text messages. Damn those Finns!

I know it’s just lack of sleep, but everything looks surreal to me today. For instance, this site with Jesus sketches. It almost makes sense, but then… a french horn?

I also find myself wondering if Jesus should be standing farther back from the welder, or if he scrubbed up before going into the operating room.

Um?

Oddest of all, the site doesn’t ask us to do anything with the sketches. Can’t buy them, not really supposed to glean anything in particular from them. Just, um, enjoy them, I guess. Right?

Would you fit into an abnormal psych book? Here’s a way to find out whether or not you are really as neurotic as you think you are.

Just so you don’t feel bad: I scored “low” on all but a “moderate” on schizotypal.

…except in Uttar Pradesh, India, evidently. And only if you’re a teacher. Who enjoys sunshine.