Q: What happens when you put Stanley Tucci, Alfre Woodard, and Hillary Swank in a really crappy 50s-esque sci-fi movie?

A: Roger Ebert has a field day with it. I’m guessing that the Ebert piece is more entertaining than the movie, but that’s just me. (Thanks, Deana.)

The San Diego Zoo has streaming video (requires RealOne player) of Bai Yun and her new suitor Gao Gao… er… gettin’ it on. You just have to play Barry White when you watch it.

Apparently this is a great success for the Zoo. They’re hoping that Bai Yun will conceive naturally this time, even though artificial insemination worked well with Hua Mei.