looking for a good time

I was just looking through the usage statistics for this site, and once again the most popular search phrases are hilarious:

* “the terminal true story”:http://www.google.com/search?q=the+terminal+true+story
* “donald trump toupee”:http://www.google.com/search?q=donald+trump+toupee
* “she turned me into a newt”:http://www.google.com/search?q=she+turned+me+into+a+newt

I swear I’m not making this up. People actually come here specifically to find these things. Oh, to peer into the complex mind of a Global Spin reader…

2 thoughts on “looking for a good time

  1. Don’t worry. I’m sure we’re enlightening them. What are the next three? How far does it keep track?

    Maybe I’ll start including specific phrases in my posts. Hmmm….

  2. 4. eh steve

    5. dread scott decision

    6. performance testing

    7. breastfeeding man

    8. perl

    9. stuffed microbes

    10. videos of animals

    11. define freedom

    12. global spin

    …and soon to come:

    13. specific phrases in my posts

    Note that “define freedom” was only searched for 5 times, which “the terminal true story” drew over 300 searches and “donald trump toupee” over 100.

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