foolish roundup

Rather than post a bunch of (LOLized) individual articles, here is a rolling list of some of our favorite fools from around the Interwebs today.

Air Force One Hybrid
Labyrinth Door Lock
GMail Custom Time
NASA to Burn Sponsor Logos into the Surface of Mars

invisible fools

You might notice that Global Spin has a flavor today. You might even say there’s a hint of something feline. Well, you’d be correct.
Do not adjust your set. We have control of the language and the grammar. And we have a cheeseburger.
Update April 2: If you didn’t see the site yesterday, this may not make [...]

Google and Virgin Join Forces, Plan Mars Colony

The new endeavor, named Virgle, has been written up on the Google blog by Sir Richard Branson.
Radcliffs, get your rockets ready!

The Algorithm Inspires Nerd Viral Marketing Take Over via Google

THE ALGORITHM CONSTANTLY FINDS JESUS
THE ALGORITHM KILLED JEEVES
THE ALGORITHM IS BANNED IN CHINA
THE ALGORITHM IS FROM JERSEY
This is rich; hope you don’t mind Chris! Explanation here.

a tale told by a chicken, full of sound and fury

So you may have wondered why I’m so busy at work these days. Well, here’s the deal:
Eventful, Inc., the leading global events service, announced today that it would cease the operation of its popular Web site Eventful.com on May 1st in favor of next-generation interface Twitter, provided by Obvious Corporation of San Francisco. Twitter [...]

Happy April Fool’s Day

This, like many Agnes cartoons, amuses the heck out of me:

the voice of god and other pranks

I love The Onion: The Voice of God Revealed to be . . .

In Case You Missed It

On April 1st, Scientific American published an apology for their one-sidedness in the presentation of so-called ’scientific’ ideas. I finally found the text. Go, you snarky scientists!

NASA finds water on Mars

“This photo”:http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap050401.html speaks for itself. Wow!

share and enjoy

“Google Gulp!”:http://www.google.com/googlegulp/index.html Think fruity. Think refreshing.
Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drinkô technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past [...]