Humor?

Is it just me, or could this Onion article be viewed as not a parody at all? I mean, if you saw it in your local paper, would you even think twice about it?

Ha!

Seriously, folks, this is funny.
(If you don’t get it, catch up with the rest of us.)

Iraq update

Just because:
American weapons inspectors have found a bag of sand, a field of lavender, and a few mangy dogs in their search for weapons of mass destruction. Dunno, those dogs might be pretty mean.
Because of this, some senators are asking if maybe the ‘intelligence’ about Iraq wasn’t so accurate. Gee, you think? Could that be [...]

In case of confusion…

Found a very well-researched article about the real political considerations of politics surrounding Iraq over the last decade. Note that each move by any nation, presented as working for the interests of the Iraqi people, has been matched by a covert move to secure oil production rights. It’s the kind of policy only a Texas [...]

A Pale Blue Blob

“The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors, so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner [...]

More reasons to like tea

Apparently, black or green tea has antibacterial properties, especially against oral bacteria. Recent research has indicated that drinking tea may reduce the bacteria that cause bad breath. Of course, that doesn’t take into account the sugar and milk I put in my black tea, but at least the unsweetened green stuff is doing me good. [...]

Hint to all applicants

If you’re hoping to impress your prospective employer, don’t start your cover letter with:
Dear Perspective Employer:
Hint: if you get it wrong, the prospect of your future employment isn’t good.
Sincerely,
~chris the nitpicky bastard

The Gospel According to Neo

The Matrix Reloaded comes out tomorrow, so it’s a good time to review the original. Josh Burek has written an interesting take on the religious overtones of The Matrix, with a decidedly Christian bent. It’s a good read, and the “glossary” at the end has some great tidbits.

Texas-style democracy

Who says politics can’t be exciting? The Texas representatives sure don’t. They’re on the run from the law! (Not the usual reasons a politician has to skip town, though.)

Neat space poster

If you like the idea of ordinary folks in space, check out this poster, rendered by Mark Shuttleworth during his visit to the International Space Station.