a call for help, a plea for sanity

I need a word. Perhaps I’ll call on the verbivores to help, but you, gentle reader, might know of one already. Here’s the definition: “To become what one ostensibly opposes, often in the course of that opposition.” It may sound like hypocrisy, a la “if there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s intolerance,” but this [...]

Flying Spaghetti Monster Hat

You cannot resist the Flying Spaghetti Monster Hat. The Pope has a special hat. Rabbis have special hats. Rastafarians have special hats. Why not Pastafarians?

Bush threatens to veto non-Iraq overspending

Because, you know, we can only manage one giant money pit at a time. Updates from my previous posts, in case you’re still keeping score: Weapons of Mass Destruction found before invasion: 0 Weapons of Mass Destruction declared by US before invasion: LOTS US Cost in dollars: 275,000,000,000 US military deaths: 2,390 Iraqi civilians killed: [...]

full tables, empty pockets, and open Gates

I just stumbled across an odd little op-ed about a dinner that Bill Gates held for the president of China.  The event itself wasn’t nearly as interesting as the author’s interpretation of it from a Chinese culinary (and gusto-political) standpoint: …To us Chinese, eating is not just about filling up the stomach. It is an [...]

For the pilot of a Jumbo Jet?

Izzard fans will get why I’m attracted to this recipe for a giant Jammie Dodger. (Grumble grumble Jammie Dodger…)