the new broom

Sometimes it doesn’t pay to teach your child to tell time. INT. BEDROOM – DAY KAREN and CHRIS are asleep in bed. They open their eyes to find the GEEKLET standing over them, sighing loudly to catch their attention. CHRIS (blearily) Hi, sweetie. What time is it? GEEKLET It’s 9:10. CHRIS OK, we’ll be up [...]

Happy Towel Day!

A belated Happy Towel Day to everyone! From Wikipedia (which, I remind all students, is NOT a source!): Towel Day is celebrated every May 25 as a tribute by fans of the late author Douglas Adams. On this day, fans carry a towel with them to demonstrate their love for the books and the author. [...]

Prop 8: The Musical

Happy Monday! See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

free as in choices

“How am I supposed to vote with my dollar if you won’t even give me a polling place?” — Karen, trying to get around Southern California by train

COMPLIMENTS FRIEND

Dear American: I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude. I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you [...]