Monthly Archives: April 2005

Was the Pope a Gambling Man?

I sure hope so. Otherwise, this is just wrong: “Place your bets!”:http://www.oddschecker.com/betting/mode/o/card/specials-politics/odds/124960x/sid/240720 If you decide to throw your hat into the ring, I don’t think I want to know.

(I put this under “Religion” but it could just as easily be culture, or even reference, if you are so inclined to visit our friendly web-bookie again…)

now at a delocation near you

Looking for an independent café nearby? Use the “Starbucks Delocator”:http://www.delocator.net/ to find one, or add your favorite to the database. (I was surprised to find that Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf is actually a transnational corporation. Learn something new every day!)

share and enjoy

“Google Gulp!”:http://www.google.com/googlegulp/index.html Think fruity. Think refreshing.

Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink├┤ technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex. Plus, it’s low in carbs!