“This photo”:http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap050401.html speaks for itself. Wow!
Posted by Chris in April Foolishness on April 1st, 2005
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Aargh, I say.
Also, did you notice that the Mars bar is labeled an “energy bar”? Hmph.
Well, it _does_ provide energy. No one says it has to be good or long-lasting! Sugar, sugar for the masses. Bad teeth and long work days driven by sugar, sugar, sugar. Give me a dose of glucose, and I’ll find a way to Mars!
Look, that was a bad reference to Industrial Age British lower class tea drinking, okay? Except the Mars part. Because, as all in the know know, if you’re British, you can’t go to Mars. You scale it back a little.
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