Monthly Archives: April 2005

run for the hills

Aaaaigh! Crusaders! _(incoherent gibbering)_ “The Crusaders”: are coming!

If only we had “some kind of missile”:, we could take the steam out of those bells.

[UPDATE: I swear I didn't read "Karen's post": before posting this. We're just on the same wavelength.]

Fundamentalists Flee In Terror!

I may have found a group to believe in: Unitarian Jihad. I found myself drawn to them, my world-view altered, my spirit lifted, when I read such charismatic phrases as, “We will require all lobbyists, spokesmen and campaign managers to dress like trout in public.” I could do with a few more trout and a few less lobbyists. Maybe that’s just me.

I’m feline down today

Stupid Wisconsin. If this passes, I will boycott you. I mean it.

ETA: I guess I’m already boycotting South Dakota and Minnesota. And I get what they’re saying about the birds, but neuter and release is the best solution to that. You know how parents say to kids, “Only take it if you’re going to eat it?” I say that to hunters.

land of the free

Have we really become so paranoid? Is the official government response to a foreign visitor asking to see the President to “knock him down, blow up his luggage, and charge him with resisting arrest”:,1280,-4930070,00.html? I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but it still makes me sad.