Fundamentalists Flee In Terror!

I may have found a group to believe in: Unitarian Jihad. I found myself drawn to them, my world-view altered, my spirit lifted, when I read such charismatic phrases as, “We will require all lobbyists, spokesmen and campaign managers to dress like trout in public.” I could do with a few more trout and a few less lobbyists. Maybe that’s just me.

Posted by Karen in Fun on April 13th, 2005 Edit this page's grammar and spelling with Emend.

2 Responses to “Fundamentalists Flee In Terror!”

  1. Chris, on April 13th, 2005 at 1:35 pm Said:

    _There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution._

    Oh, this is exactly what I needed to read. Unitarian Jihad will definitely be on our holiday giving list this year.

  2. Deana, on April 13th, 2005 at 5:45 pm Said:

    I found this….somewhere….and actually sent it to my entire Comparative Religions class Monday night. Since we had been talking about Unitarianism.

    It made me happy.

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