Ah, The Onion as ever finds the most succinct way to sum it all up when it comes to companies like Haliburton.

I have no response to this.

(Realized this requires a log-in. To see it, put in YetiCat as username and meowmeow as password)

For the naming challenged I present the Institute for Naming Children Humanely.” You might laugh, but have you been checking on celebrity baby names lately? It’s a sad, scary state of affairs.

Sorry, guys, but this is just so gross that I have to share. I don’t know what’s worse: the legs or the missing upper half . . .

_[Editor's note: the link goes to a "lap pillow" shaped like a woman's lap. Just thought I'd mention that, since I expected to find a decapitiation scene. ~c]_