On April 1st, Scientific American published an apology for their one-sidedness in the presentation of so-called ‘scientific’ ideas. I finally found the text. Go, you snarky scientists!

“This photo”:http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap050401.html speaks for itself. Wow!

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