I wish I was a billionaire with my own personal submarine bothered by randy dolphins watching my amorous exploits through the panoramic undersea windows. It sounds more fun than the problems I do have!
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The sub owners ought to create submersible HDTVs and show some porn to the dolphins to distract them. Bumper stickers, too: “If the sub’s a rockin’, don’t come knockin’.”