Problem I Wish I Had
I wish I was a billionaire with my own personal submarine bothered by randy dolphins watching my amorous exploits through the panoramic undersea windows. It sounds more fun than the problems I do have!
Posted by Deana in Animals, Cosmetically Enhanced Vertebrates, Fun, Oddly Enough, Sexuality, You have got to be kidding on July 17th, 2007 Edit this page's grammar and spelling with Emend.
The sub owners ought to create submersible HDTVs and show some porn to the dolphins to distract them. Bumper stickers, too: “If the sub’s a rockin’, don’t come knockin’.”