new age of prophets

Now *that’s* what I’m talkin’ about. None of this mumbling about the end of the world or strange portents. “Prophet Yahweh”: has a simple, straightforward prophecy: “Spaceships Will Appear Over Las Vegas On My Signal”:

His press release has all the details, including, “The spaceship will hover in the sky … for almost two days. All Las Vegans will be able to see it, day and night…” Even “James Randi”: would approve of such a bold, falsifiable statement.

4 thoughts on “new age of prophets

  1. I’ll be in Vegas June 29th – July 1. Will there be spaceships? Or mass chaos. Is Prophet Yahweh somehow a publicity stunt for War of the Worlds? Hmmmm….

    Yes, I will be visiting SoCal (no Glen, sorry, he wants to finish the house and is being all weberian) and am flying into and out of Vegas. Because I can.

  2. First, wow. He must be amazing, if he is in “direct telephatic contact with his space being friends”. Only the true prophet knows telephaty. Holy brother of grod.

    What I want to know is this: Chris, will there be corn?

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