the tale of Apache Beard: prologue
And so it was predicted in the Book of All Things that the world shall see something new, a thing it may have imagined but was loath to request. Thus the prophet wrote:
Lo it shall be seen in the shortest month, the hairiest month. And all shall tremble in its admittedly-tiny wake. And have a gala beer party afterwards.
And there was much rejoicing.
Posted by Chris in International Mustache Month on January 31st, 2008 Edit this page's grammar and spelling with Emend.
