Snickle Chickenlips

Stolen from the GVSU livejournal site – find out your true name! Instructions in the extended entry. BTW, Chris and Karen have the exact same name…. And Glen gets to be Crusty Hubblebutt. Which amuses me to no end (pun intended).

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloppy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

4 thoughts on “Snickle Chickenlips

  1. Ah, Gorillapants _is_ the best last name ever. But I, belonging to the fine, distinguished Dippinnose clan, must argue that beak-like qualities have their place!

    And Ben is Sloppy Dippinnose. Okay, that’s just an ugly childhood nickname that needs not to stand the test of time.

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