Aaaaigh! Crusaders! _(incoherent gibbering)_ “The Crusaders”:http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/_/id/7235393 are coming!

If only we had “some kind of missile”:http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_scripts/church.asp, we could take the steam out of those bells.

[UPDATE: I swear I didn't read "Karen's post":http://www.globalspin.com/mt/archives/000523.html before posting this. We're just on the same wavelength.]