Karen points out a site for the “Utilikilt Workman’s Kilt”:https://secure.utilikilts.com/catalog-workman-index.htm complete with pockets and hammer loop. Apparently for an extra $25 you can get one with a “Beer Gut Cut”. Mm hmm. I have no response to that.
The company’s motto is, “We sell freedom!” Mm hmm.
Yeah, the winemaker at RSV has one. He used to sport “utili kilt wednesdays” and run around with his kilt on — even on the catwalks.
Thank goodness there’s a modesty strap!