You’re not going to believe this. I have no response to it, other than picturing thousands of kids acting out this Onion article. Or something.
UPDATE – I just realized why the action figure’s head looks wrong. They gave him eyes.
Posted by Chris in Fun on August 12th, 2003
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I think this is the perfect companion page. It’s way slanted, but corroborated in enough places that the allegations are pretty believable.
Oh, and this just in…
The toy is made in China! Thank you, thank you, I’m here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress.
~chris has been working far too long today
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