We should all go to Kernie’s Family Park in Germany, mostly because it’s built on the site of an abandoned (never used) nuclear power station. Where else can you free-climb a cooling tower? The site is in German and Dutch only. Sorry.
An actual quote: Hey Kids, eine echt unglaubliche Geschichte!
According to “the fish”:http://world.altavista.com/, that translates to “Hey Kids, a genuinely unbelievable history!” Indeed.
I love that most of the rides are listed with English names, including the “Pony Train” (which sounds like some chimera designed to attract both boys and girls) and “Mini Tea Cup” (which would be a boba stand if this was in Asia.)