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October 22, 2005
Snickle Chickenlips
Stolen from the GVSU livejournal site - find out your true name! Instructions in the extended entry. BTW, Chris and Karen have the exact same name.... And Glen gets to be Crusty Hubblebutt. Which amuses me to no end (pun intended).
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloppy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Comments
Doombah Gorillapants. All that hair itches.
Posted by: deb at October 25, 2005 08:03 AMGorillapants is the best. Last name. Ever.
Posted by: Deana at October 25, 2005 09:09 AMAh, Gorillapants is the best last name ever. But I, belonging to the fine, distinguished Dippinnose clan, must argue that beak-like qualities have their place!
And Ben is Sloppy Dippinnose. Okay, that's just an ugly childhood nickname that needs not to stand the test of time.
Posted by: Karen at October 27, 2005 08:56 AM
Who you callin' a Dorfus Dippinnose?
Posted by: Chris at October 24, 2005 09:30 PM