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June 20, 2005

Sticks and Stones

For the naming challenged I present the Institute for Naming Children Humanely." You might laugh, but have you been checking on celebrity baby names lately? It's a sad, scary state of affairs.

Posted by Deb at June 20, 2005 03:54 PM

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That's hilarious. While I don't agree with all the pronouncements about good and bad names, I certainly do find some of the examples cringe-worthy. Like "Preston W. Nebel-Trowridge", for instance. Or the many variations on "Caitlin". Or, dare I say it, "Britney".

Posted by: Chris at June 25, 2005 09:49 PM

Oh, but the Utah Baby Namer has a whole host of other cringers. Like "Aeynnee", and "Zelpha", and "Curg". Oh, my.

Posted by: Chris at June 25, 2005 09:52 PM

Does that mean if we were born and raised as Mormons we'd be Glenl and Deenee? Hmmm.....

Curg Craig has a ring to it. Probably exists in some alternate universe.

Posted by: Deana at June 27, 2005 10:19 PM

we protect our freaks

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