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June 02, 2005
new age of prophets
Now that's what I'm talkin' about. None of this mumbling about the end of the world or strange portents. Prophet Yahweh has a simple, straightforward prophecy: Spaceships Will Appear Over Las Vegas On My Signal.
His press release has all the details, including, "The spaceship will hover in the sky ... for almost two days. All Las Vegans will be able to see it, day and night..." Even James Randi would approve of such a bold, falsifiable statement.
Posted by Chris at June 2, 2005 09:43 AMComments
I'll be in Vegas June 29th - July 1. Will there be spaceships? Or mass chaos. Is Prophet Yahweh somehow a publicity stunt for War of the Worlds? Hmmmm....
Yes, I will be visiting SoCal (no Glen, sorry, he wants to finish the house and is being all weberian) and am flying into and out of Vegas. Because I can.
Posted by: Deana at June 2, 2005 03:11 PMFirst, wow. He must be amazing, if he is in "direct telephatic contact with his space being friends". Only the true prophet knows telephaty. Holy brother of grod.
What I want to know is this: Chris, will there be corn?
Posted by: Karen at June 2, 2005 03:53 PMYes, baby. There will also be corn. Mmmm-hmm.
Posted by: Chris at June 2, 2005 03:56 PM
That's awesome. I have to go finish laughing now . . .
Posted by: deb at June 2, 2005 02:54 PM